Lorraine Evanoff: Well, you have it vertically assembled. At first, I was puzzled. Then I read it faster and faster and then . . . Voila! The light turned on.
Knee slappers, every one. And yes to the one about the affirmatives from the 4 nations. When you think about it, just visualizing the light bulb going off in paterfamilias' heads to come up with these Dad Jokes. Enlightening. (Oof.)
I just read your post "Manifest Treason." Thank you for bringing it to my attention. You did a great job, hitting all the notes, all the issues.
I apologize for not upgrading to your substack. I live on Social Security, Medicare and now Medicaid while trying to get a writing profession up and running. I am grateful that you still open your comment section to conversation.
So far, I'm a bit slow on posting. I spend time researching issues that I want to write about. It looks to me like I come up with a post about every 2 weeks although I do have some projects in the bin that I intend to post. So...if you upgrade, I will try to make it more worth your while.
You be well and best wishes to your dad and grandfathers. They remain with us when we need them.
Happy Goofball indeed!!! I got a new phone and even though most things transferred the face now doesn’t open things!! Talk about a PAIN!!
Yes we see you- but I have not seen you in a LONG TIME!!! Missing you!!
Sticking needles in my arms & legs and trying to figure out what will make this old body stop attacking itself. I need hmmm - oh yes that Spa Dayz!!! 😂
Yeah, about those dad jokes. My daughter seems to think I afflict her with them, so she inflicts them back at me. Daughter jokes are as cringy as dad jokes.
Also, I like personalized license plates, especially when it takes some thought to figure them out. A few years ago, I drove to Canada’s Northwest Territories and fell in love with their polar bear-shaped license plates. Eventually I found a place where I could get a personalized fake NWT polar bear plate. Mine says “Cold Butt,” and I mount it on my car during especially cold winter months.
Ivan iv slew is son and heir ending the Rurikid Dynasty in Russia after six hundred years. Jus sayin’ his son hadn’t wished him a Happy Father’s Day in four years.
Aww. Thanks for noticing, I snuck that in, Anthony. Family rumor had it that we were descendants of Ivan the Terrible, which would really make a lot of sense😆🥰
Awww...happy goofball day, Soul sister!! The joke IS in their responses. Because in their response, they are saying, "yes, we see you." XO
Thank you Danielle!! You're so smart. It never occurred to me to read it out loud. Hugs to you soul sis!🥰💕
Well, I wouldn't say smart...I just know some things have to be said out loud. Hugs right back, Beauty!! XO
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Thank you!!🥳😂🤔
Thanks for reading and commenting Lee!💕💞
Lorraine Evanoff, I am stuck between, "Yes, Oui, Si, Ja" and the family coat of arms.
Thanks so much for humor and sharing of family heritage.
Thanks for reading and commenting, Armand. Several people helped me solve the riddle by saying it out loud ha ha! Duh!
Lorraine Evanoff: Well, you have it vertically assembled. At first, I was puzzled. Then I read it faster and faster and then . . . Voila! The light turned on.
That IS a funny one!
You're so smart!
Lorraine Evanoff: YOU are the one who shared this humor.
LOVE your writing!
Back atcha my dear friend🥰
The one about the juggler, I had to read it out loud to get it. ^^ These are great!
Oh!! Yay you helped me!! Thanks Tizz!! It's actually a brilliant joke!
You're welcome. It is!
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Thanks for the tip, Tizz, it works!
You're very welcome.
Love the humor and the family name! You wear it well!
Aww. Thanks as always, Lisa💙🥰
Knee slappers, every one. And yes to the one about the affirmatives from the 4 nations. When you think about it, just visualizing the light bulb going off in paterfamilias' heads to come up with these Dad Jokes. Enlightening. (Oof.)
"Knee slappers" is perfection for this subject, Carol!!👏🏻🤣
Yes, that dad joke is absolute genius now that I get it, thanks to you guys.
Happy Father's Day to you and your family💙🥰
And thank you for liking my latest post.
Of course! I'm intrigued so I'll have to upgrade😆
Thank you. The very same to you.
I just read your post "Manifest Treason." Thank you for bringing it to my attention. You did a great job, hitting all the notes, all the issues.
I apologize for not upgrading to your substack. I live on Social Security, Medicare and now Medicaid while trying to get a writing profession up and running. I am grateful that you still open your comment section to conversation.
So far, I'm a bit slow on posting. I spend time researching issues that I want to write about. It looks to me like I come up with a post about every 2 weeks although I do have some projects in the bin that I intend to post. So...if you upgrade, I will try to make it more worth your while.
You be well and best wishes to your dad and grandfathers. They remain with us when we need them.
Thank you for reading my piece Carol! I try to do a weekly Palmer Report piece kind of summing up the zeitgeist.
Please do NOT worry about subscribing. My posts are 100% free, and I'm happy to help others earn from their writings. Yours are well worth it.
HUGS!!
Happy Goofball Day precious Lorraine 💙🌹👏 Thank you for sharing these special lines here today!! I miss my Hero...
Happy Heavenly Father's Day, Irma. Sending hugs 🥰
Happy Goofball indeed!!! I got a new phone and even though most things transferred the face now doesn’t open things!! Talk about a PAIN!!
Yes we see you- but I have not seen you in a LONG TIME!!! Missing you!!
Sticking needles in my arms & legs and trying to figure out what will make this old body stop attacking itself. I need hmmm - oh yes that Spa Dayz!!! 😂
Hugs & love sister from another mister!!
Pamela!!
Thanks for checking in. I missed you too!!
Still have your email to reply to BTW.
Sending comforting prayers, hugs and love, sis.
Mmmmwwwahhhhh love ya kiddo!! 💖
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Yeah, about those dad jokes. My daughter seems to think I afflict her with them, so she inflicts them back at me. Daughter jokes are as cringy as dad jokes.
Also, I like personalized license plates, especially when it takes some thought to figure them out. A few years ago, I drove to Canada’s Northwest Territories and fell in love with their polar bear-shaped license plates. Eventually I found a place where I could get a personalized fake NWT polar bear plate. Mine says “Cold Butt,” and I mount it on my car during especially cold winter months.
That's brilliant, Switter!
Yes. ‘We.’ ‘See.’ ‘Yuh.’
Yes. Oui. Si. Ya. (All ‘yes’ in the respective languages.)
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Explained jokes are always the best joles!
Ha! Yes thanks you guys rock!
Good fun!
Hey Manuel! Hope you had a wonderful day🥰
It was, and thanks for your thoughts.
Ivan iv slew is son and heir ending the Rurikid Dynasty in Russia after six hundred years. Jus sayin’ his son hadn’t wished him a Happy Father’s Day in four years.
🤣🤣🤣Justice served j guess. In Russian.
Their answer in their native language reads in English, Yes we see you.
Thanks Nora! You guys are the best.
Now I really LOVE this joke.
It's totally meta too.
"Yes we see you" is very similar to an African greeting, Sawubona! meaning, I see you!
Aww. Thanks for noticing, I snuck that in, Anthony. Family rumor had it that we were descendants of Ivan the Terrible, which would really make a lot of sense😆🥰
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That's the highest compliment, thank you Anthony!💙🥰